April 2009
1 post
My friend Kevin has a picture of a lightning bolt...
me: dude, I love weather too
i love how its so unpredictable
great gchat pic man!
Kevin: kill you
March 2009
5 posts
“ Welcome to your final resting place”
– Kevin McCarthy on talking to the hot girl who will be staying with us for a week when she first arrives
2v2 Big Game Hunterzz!! No n00bs
aplaceforfacts:
Looking for an apartment is troubling.
I’m on a couch. Tonight I will spend my eighth night on a pleather sectional in Burbank, California. I haven’t awoke with my face stuck to a cow so often since my ill-fated stint at fat camp. I mean, but really — did they expect me to leave my Hydroxy-Cut at home?
So naturally, I’m motivated to find my own spread to hang my hat. And my...
Best porn title I have ever heard.
Batman and Throbbing.
Old School
You know, when I get back there, I’m going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis. I like that movie because of the flying and the magic.
February 2009
1 post
Run it.
Does anyone else feel bad about listening to Chris Brown on their ipod? Eh, no use beating yourself up about it.
January 2009
51 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
Buzzer-Beater of the Day Entire Span Of Human History: With .5 seconds left on the clock, Oklahoma high school kid beats the buzzer with the shot of a lifetime.
[via.]
Watchjoshruben:
teamtigerawesome:
Oprah is Dead
When Oprah dies, the world, bereft of one of it’s most charismatic leaders, descends into anarchy and chaos. A solitary traveler attempts to put the shattered pieces together again, but puts them together wrong, which can only mean doom for us all.
Shot by Jonathan Nicholas. Starring Clay Dzygun, CJ Meeks, Nick Rallo, Chris Cantwell, Matt Wyatt,...
The (david) Press.com » Graduates: The Pilot. →
twilightnews:
mattedits:
paulgulyas:
Review from David Press, writer for MTV News’ Splash Page, on his blog.
This is great!
I’m giving blood today. Mostly for the cookies.
“Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.”
Movies Tomorrow
I’m going to see Milk tomorrow. I kind of feel like James Franco’s smile can cure cancer.
Hurrah for Sexism!
Friend: I wish there was a Men's Studies class I could take.
Me: Ya, it's called History.
Friend: Well done sir.
Hulu is the best
So i’m on Hulu today looking for what new movies they have recently posted. I spy St. Elmo’s fire and I’m ready to go. As I am about to enjoy the brat pack at its finest, I see a movie review by a hulu member on the discussion board below. This is his assessment of St. Elmo’s Fire :
This movie was lame. emilio shoulda shown that chick his ice skating when he was...
30 Rock
Kenneth: Hey Moon vest I got an idea for a game show last night.
Moon vest: Give me your fingernails!
Kenneth: No! (full of indignation)
Funniest exchange of 06
“Treat every person like it’s their last day on earth.”
“Your not how much money you have in the bank, your not the car you drive or the...”
– Fight Club
Hip Hop Survival
Q-Tip made Newsweek
The Big Lebowski Script →
paulgulyas:
walpaper:
spacelola:
boyghost:
ardenashley:
If, you know, you’re into that kinda thing…
I’m totally into this kind of thing.
totally.
Three of my favorites above.
I feel like this would be a swell karaoke song for...
I just remembered
When I was 17, my song with my then girlfriend was “Faded” by Soul decision.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6qwWfmGH3Q
“I thought they like declared peace in the Middle East?”
– Clueless.
Watchpaulgulyas:
mattedits:
benjoseph:
joshruben:
Really Really Light Beer
written by Amir, produced by Ben, directed by me
please digg!
This was fun! Check out that gorgeous product shot courtesy Corey Fontana.
Edited by me. All my years of commercial work has paid off.
Hhhahahahah. The beer bottle off the backboard got me. Also Mugsy Boges.
Guys.. I just straight up puked glass.
Cheaters
If you are ever in a position where you are hiring employees here is a tip. Ask them if they played Mario Bros. as a kid. (original) If they say yes, ask if they used the warps to skip levels. If they answer yes, do not hire them because they will always take the easy way out of everything.
From my Childhood...
piratekitten:
letters is clearly so much better, because no one REALLY likes to eat a light dinner after all, do they?
paulgulyas:
piratekitten:
i still own a copy & read it once a year
o.0
becktime:
Holy shit. Who remembers The Phantom TollBooth?
I remember he goes to a kingdom of numbers and then letters and you and I got in a fight over which was more important, numbers and...
From my Childhood...
Holy shit. Who remembers The Phantom TollBooth?
“Its too early for Chinese”
– Sawyer — After waking up in the forest to an asian man.
If you are like me you..
Were perplexed by Jennifer Lopez’s statement at the beginning of the Ja Rule song : ” I’m Real”. What I heard was — Are you ellie? And im thinking : Who the fuck is ellie? Years later, I realize she’s spelling out Ja Rule’s last name. R.U.L.E. I dont appreciate your ruse Mrs. lopez, I really dont.
This is my confession
I stole pogs once from the mall with a friend. I felt very bad about the theft so I told his mother what I did. The pogs were returned.
"Smooth Operator" by Sade
aplaceforfacts:
1.
Me: Hi. My name is Kevin. What’s your favorite color?
Girl: Uh, hi.
Me: Of pills?
2.
Me: Wow, there are a lot of people at this bar.
3.
Me: Hi, what’s your name?
Girl: [name]
Me: Whenever I get nervous, I order an orange soda.
[smiles to reveal orange teeth]
4.
Me: Are you 21?
Girl: Yes.
Me: I’m not a cop. I’m just looking for a secret agent.
[silence] Do you...
Just so you know
Free style rapping is so difficult. Trust me, I’m trying.
“I bet Anderson Cooper is crazy in the sack.”
– Kevin Begley