Youthful Exuberance

2009

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April 1
March 5
February 1
January 51

2008

December 71
November 43
October 54
September 22
August
July
June
May
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thedailywhat: (via.)
Oct 31st
Warch Watch
kevinbegley: davidfuternick: I received three calls on Sunday.  One from the 5th Street Dragons,...
Oct 30th

Angry story

myparentsweddingsong: I’m going to tell you a story of one of the more incredible things I’ve...
Oct 30th
bunkercomplex: Hmm.. Im confused as to what emotion...
Oct 30th
“My restlessness is my nemesis”.           The...
Oct 30th
chainchewinggum: This is the response we got when a WMA agent asked Salinger’s lawyer about the film...
Oct 30th
What if I told you I had a story that would make you believe...
Oct 28th
Warch Watch
Can anyone tell me the song in the new Sam Mendes flick, Revolutionary Road? I’ve kind of...
Oct 28th
(via allow)
Oct 28th
Still alive…   I’m convinced Abe Vigoda never...
Oct 27th
These two are the reason the U.S. is in a recession.  
Oct 27th
thats me and my best friends in the world!!
Oct 27th
Wanna know the hardest part about rollerblading?    Telling...
Oct 25th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw ...
Oct 25th
Warch Watch
I just angry danced to this song in my living room.  This is how I spend my day’s off.
Oct 24th
Syecdoche, New York Review
Oct 24th
Listen Listen
Possible trailer song for Graduates??
Oct 24th
Warch Watch
thedailywhat: Tina Fey’s Palin meets Will Ferrell’s Bush on SNL’s Weekend Update Thursday. Bummer...
Oct 24th
Warch Watch
paulgulyas: New Video released of POW- John McCain Prisoner of War (via emeraldguard4mccain) I...
Oct 23rd
Warch Watch
I find this funny. I think it might have something to do with the fact that I sleep three feet...
Oct 22nd

Wait!

jennifur85: Is the entire Kanye album going to be vocoder ballads?  Good God…  I’m honestly...
Oct 22nd
Warch Watch
Oddly enough, this song came on during a retro party I attended this past weekend..  It made me...
Oct 22nd
The reason you're probably not doing so well...
Oct 21st
Synecdoche, New York
Oct 21st
Warch Watch
I can only hope that one day I am put in a similiar position.
Oct 20th
Listen Listen
New eminem…  He’s seems like a pretty well adjusted adult with a rational thought...
Oct 18th
Warch Watch
myparentsweddingsong: spiegelman: Oliver Stone’s P. (as in “Palin,” dummy)
Oct 16th

Jay-Z and the white man's plight

Allow me to re-introduce myself… My name is:  Patrick Freeman Beck. Last night I attended the...
Oct 16th
This was the moment my sexual fantasy came true..  Get it.....
Oct 15th
Oct 15th

awkward moment of the day 10/11/08 10:00...

As you may or may not know, when I’m not writing or womanizing VIA text messaging, I am the...
Oct 11th
South Park, have they took it too far?
Oct 11th
Warch Watch
Is it weird that I get more excited and inspired about movie trailers than I do about my own...
Oct 11th
I convinced a crazy homeless guy on melrose that Dave was...
Oct 10th

Cats think they are better than you.

” A woman in England payed over 17,000 dollars for her cat to spend over five days in a oxygen...
Oct 10th
In honor of Yomkippur..   Dave and I watching one of the...
Oct 9th
Sabia, I kind of want to blow you right now.
Oct 8th

Quickest route to Milford, CT... through...

McCarthy: so at the top of my netflix queue is season 2 of dexter.
Me: okay
McCarthy: so i get an email this afternoon. they're sending me the disc from santa ana, california
McCarthy: whaaaaaaaaaat
McCarthy: first of all, it is a popular enough show that there are more than a handful of copies in their warehouses.
McCarthy: second of all, there HAS to be a better alternative than sending me a copy from about as far away as a fucking warehouse can be from my house
McCarthy: and the worst part? for some cockamamie reason, it won't ship out til tomorrow
McCarthy: they received my dvd this morning, and they aren't even sending it out on the same day. but they KNOW where it's coming from and to where it's going.
McCarthy: explain that to me
Me: somebody fuckin fucked up is what happened
McCarthy: YOU ARE RIGHT I'M CALLING
McCarthy: I'M FIRED UP NOW
two minutes later...
McCarthy: i failed, though
McCarthy: i wanted them to change it or give me a free rental
McCarthy: i failed on both fronts
Me: why did you accept failure
McCarthy: i should have called outside. i called from my desk at work and ultimately the hopelessness that saturates my workspace overwhelmed my ire
Me: they just said "no" and you said okay?
McCarthy: basically they were like 'um, that's not how it works'
McCarthy: and i was like 'well... it just... doesn't make a lot of sense... it's like about as far away as you can get.................. welp ok fair enough'
and five minutes later...
McCarthy: i think i'm going to mail a picture of a dead dog to netflix
McCarthy: with a note in magazine letters
McCarthy: YOu M4dE THI5 HAPPEn GABRIEL FROM CuST0MER SERVICE!!!
Oct 7th
Warch Watch
Attention all racially mixed girls….  You’re beautiful.    Listen!
Oct 7th
paulgulyas: Brilliant. The old poop in the bed trick. ...
Oct 6th

Response to the AIDS walk in LA October...

me: hey, do u want to do the aids walk?
Paul Gulyas: is it for or against aids?
me: neutral
Oct 6th

A Plea For a Friend

paulgulyas: Good afternoon. As you may or may not know, I live with my good friends Kevin Begley...
Oct 2nd

Brilliant Craigslist Heist.

mattedits: peterwknox: wtfdude: “I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for...
Oct 2nd
“ Dude, it does not matter, i’m an up -and -comer. ”
— Dave Futernick — His...
Oct 2nd
“ I’m ten times funnier than Jonah Hill and Jason...”
— Dave Futernick  after ten jack...
Oct 2nd
Paul Scheer killed it last night at UCB LA…  I...
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
anthonyking: Everyone can stop making Sarah Palin videos now.
Oct 2nd
paulgulyas: Pat’s tumblr “Youthful Exuberance” also made...
Oct 1st
That rug really tied the room together.
Oct 1st
Warch Watch
Tickle my thigh…. Tickle it.
Oct 1st
Oct 1st