Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after...
Nov 28th
For relaxing times, make it Suntory time
Nov 26th
K-mac on entering private room "sex"...
Kevin: dude, my mom says that the people in those chats are not always who they say they areme: well your moms old and doesn't know
Kevin: ok so it's safe?
me: ill tell you what kid
one day this week, ill take you in and introduce you to the group so no one thinks your 21 jump street
if ANYONE asks you if you like blumpkins you ALWAYS answer " Yes Daddy"
other wise they wont cyber with you
me: and most important
after you shoot, if the person reveals that they are a dude
YOUR NOT GAY because you were tricked
unless you liked it a little
then ur a little bi
Kevin: ok and no one will know because it is a private room?
me: exactly
one time i ran into a cousin of mine
it was super weird cuz we virtually 69'd
Kevin: was he any good?
me: let me just say this
I was walking bowlegged for a solid fortnight
Kevin: i'll keep that in mind
Nov 25th
Haha I bet Pete Wentz was all hurt when he saw this on his...
Nov 24th
This will clearly be awesome
Nov 24th
This will never not be funny to me.
inothernews:
Still a...
Nov 22nd
One of the funnier things you've probably...
Nov 22nd
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thedailywhat:
Darren Aronofsky’s The Wrestler gets its first trailer.
The film will see a limited...
Nov 21st
- George Michael are you alone?
“Almost ...
Nov 18th
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
jennifur85: Considering embarking on a High Fidelity-esque recap of my top five breakups. ...
Nov 17th
EW asks SNL where the funny black people are
Nov 15th
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I pray my bride to be allows this to be our wedding song.
Nov 14th
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wisepug:
soupsoup:
itsbedtime:
just try to argue with him here. I dare you to.
Nov 14th
soupsoup:
msbojangles:supersonicelectronic
Nov 13th
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suicideblonde:
Abby Elliot (Chris Elliot’s daughter) SNL’s newest castmember does Kirsten Dunst,...
Nov 13th
I have more than friend feelings for this show. I wish I...
Nov 12th
soupsoup:
suicideblonde:
Lindsay Lohan by Mark Seliger
...
Nov 12th
Attention! All Hip Hop Heads
If your in the market for a white guy that can rhyme and sounds suspiciously like Eminem, Asher...
Nov 11th
(via nikital)
Nov 8th
Could it have changed history?
Nov 8th
Point is, what’s so wonderful is that every one of these flowers has a specific relationship...
Nov 8th
Brooksbayne, after seeing my response to...
paulgulyas: Brooksbayne read my post in rebuttal to his blog and wanted to continue arguing for...
Nov 7th
FREE OBAMA STICKER
Nov 7th
davidfuternick:
Nov 7th
It Does Not Appear As Though I Got My...
Mom: Did you hear back from that thing?Me: What thing?
Mom: The contest?
Me: Oh, yeah, the UCB thing? Yeah, we didn't make it.
Mom: Aw, that stinks. What was your video about?
Me: Well, Mitch invites Dave over asking him to help him set up a surprise party for Pat. But it becomes increasingly obvious that he just plans to murder Pat.
Mom: Oh, God....
(awkward silence)
Me: No, Mom, it's supposed to be funny.
Mom: Does Pat make it? I hope he makes it.
Me: Uh, no, he, uh... He dies.
Mom: Oh, God....
Nov 7th
soupsoup:
asie:(via ojacko:tylercoates)
Nov 6th
itsbedtime:
ronenreblogs:
theduty:(via aja)
MOTHER...
Nov 6th
What was I going to say?? Oh yeah, anything is possible! ...
Nov 6th
Election Coverage
samreich: I just spent a half-hour parked outside my apartment with my cab driver. His words: ...
Nov 6th
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Lets not forget it was first the trailer song for Godry’s “Eternal Sunshine of the...
Nov 5th
How I'm Voting On California's Ballot...
davidfuternick: My good friend Paul Gulyas tells off bigot brooksbayne. Well put, Paulie. ...
Nov 5th
Drinks at Burbank Bar & Grill tonight to celebrate the next four years.
Nov 5th
myparentsweddingsong:
God this is smart!
Nov 4th
chriscantwell:
Fingers crossed.
hrrrthrrr:
Today is a...
Nov 4th
” Be the change you want to see in the world”
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Nov 4th
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davidfuternick:
mattedits:
kevinbegley:
plan-c:
Pieces of Pat by PLAN C
Nov 4th
I Didn't Vote for Obama Today
Nov 4th
paulgulyas:
Asshole
Great Paul, your a good friend to me.
Nov 4th
MCCAIN CONCEDED!
Nov 4th
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New Ludacris featuring Lil Wayne… Hip Hop ain’t dead, it just had a hear attack.
Nov 4th
My life is complete.
Nov 4th
I love Irony.
The strangest thing happened today. ...
Nov 4th
piratekitten:
stepliana:
I need this.
seconded.
Carpe...
Nov 2nd