Youthful Exuberance

“You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And...”
— Winona Rider dressed as an old...

Dec 31st

6od: His status message said: “Back in the Milf”. I was...

Dec 22nd

“ Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who implement them are...”
— Lil Wayne

Dec 22nd

Joe Sabia and I making the Georgian (Country, not state)...

Dec 22nd

My penis just went back into my body and is waving a white...

Dec 22nd

getbuck: hotg0ssip: bebelestrange: did someone say penis...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 20th

6od: Love him. ...

Dec 20th

This one time I gave an Asian stranger a piggy back ride in...

Dec 19th

Family Matters

My brother Adam talking about my two year old nephew Jake “the snake” Stash back in...

Dec 19th

Off to Barney's Beanery.

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Dec 19th

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Tumblr—  Can I kick it?

Dec 19th

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6od: Pharcyde - “Passin’ Me By” I have loved this song since the 4th grade (true...

Dec 19th

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getbuck: hotg0ssip: thatguyfromthatplace: Kid Cudi - Man On The Moon

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

SHITTER WAS FULL!

Dec 18th

kevinbegley: BIG SURPRISE on the show at 12 BELLS! You DO...

Dec 18th

“I’m permanent like tattoos and birth marks Third...”
— Mos def.

Dec 18th

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getbuck: iammattjordan: Charles Hamilton - Brooklyn Girls It made me think of Brandi saying “I...

Dec 18th

Me doing dishes in the 50’s. I’m sorry...

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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wisepug: I just Jizzed in my Pants, So Ace! jeffrubinjeffrubin: As Ricky put it, “MTV, drunk on...

Dec 17th

I hate it when...

People say “tough toe nails”

Dec 17th

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I used to love H.E.R. Yes yes yall and you dont stop

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

Hi, i’m Patrick aaand you are… delicious.  Oh,...

Dec 16th

UsedWigs.com does a write up on the...

Dec 16th

I am not drinking any FUCKING Merlot

Dec 16th

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commacommachameleon: getbuck: Mos Def - Ms. Fat Booty This is my all time favorite hip hop...

Dec 16th

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paulgulyas: myparentsweddingsong: i shot this saturday with two awesome teenagers.  pass it...

Dec 16th

“I’m from the home of the neck bones, black eyed peas,...”
— Ridiculous rap lyric of the...

Dec 15th

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vincentpeone: I shot this pilot with some of my bffs in Mass this summer. One serious extended...

Dec 15th

commacommachameleon: skysignal: (via icanread)

Dec 13th

We shant be telling your mother about this, Shant we?

Dec 13th

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Most Awkward goodbye? ” And bye bye….. fucking…   and bye bye, you stupid mother...

Dec 13th

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itsbedtime: folkinz: so i was listening to a little ray charles on the way home from work and...

Dec 13th

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thedailywhat: The inimitable Zach Galifianakis returns with yet another installment of his...

Dec 13th

Yep.

Dec 12th

commacommachameleon: justo: ( via hotg0ssip &...

Dec 12th

Does anyone remember the show Parker Lewis Takes On??? If...

Dec 12th

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itsbedtime: If you went to college in Boston around the same time I did, you know how crucial this...

Dec 12th

“I went to sleep away camp so long ago that it was the...

Dec 11th

muppetpants: Those poor children.  Okay, so maybe you can’t...

Dec 11th

“Oops my bad thats my scenario, no I wont fuck a scary ho”
— Guy from Jay-Z’s big...

Dec 11th

“He jests at scars that never felt a wound.”
— William Shakespeare

Dec 11th

Regardless of your dangerously unhealthy vices, I still Love...

Dec 11th

soupsoup: ...

Dec 10th

Call in gay to work.

Dec 10th

My conversation with Jay Juran. He...

me: Oh, good, your still alive.
Jason: that might have been the most alcohol ive consumed in a weekend ever
Jason: ive done nothing but drink tea, water and eat rice dishes since ive been back
me: I'm just thankful that i will not be giving your eulogy
Jason: by the time monday morning rolled around i was literally like a child--5 people had been involved in planning my day by the time i woke up

Dec 9th

FOR GOD’S SAKE, JUST LET THE BEAR MASTURBATE!!!!!!

Dec 9th

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paulgulyas: Man in the Box - Meet Bill’s Girlfriend (via Manintheboxshow) This is extremely...

Dec 9th

P.I.M.P. “Winnie, cut the shit, you’re giving...

Dec 9th

“Heroes get remember, but legends never die, follow your...”
— Babe Ruths Ghost from ”...

Dec 9th

“You just have to follow the star in your own heart.”
—  The Pigeon Lady at the end of...

Dec 9th

Shake it Sh Sh Sh Shake it Sh Sh Sh Shake it...

Dec 8th

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commacommachameleon: julyshewillfly:curate: “I literally had this revelation: Oh yeah, you know...

Dec 8th

Digital Short involving jizz.... I giggled.

Dec 8th

muppetpants: This was a really great movie.  However, Sunday...

Dec 8th

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inothernews: bebelestrange: Dog Risks His Life to Save Another (They are both OK) A traffic...

Dec 8th

twilightnews: I believe Partick Beck...

Dec 6th

“We all have different ways of coping. I use sex.. and...”

Dec 6th

“Hey Liz Lemon. Still think i’m gayer than the...”

Dec 6th

Lets Peruse the essentials of cool. A brief study of the...

Dec 4th

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This song is sexual.

Dec 4th

Little man is bringing suspenders back.

Dec 4th

A beautiful woman approaches me at...

Woman: Hi, sir. I'm telling people about our spa.
Me: Oh yeah? Where's your spa?
Woman: West Hollywood.
(goes to tell me more but then I realize I will never go to a spa)
Me: You know what? Not interested today, thanks.
Woman: Really? It makes a great gift.
Me: I have nobody special. Nobody at all.
Woman: Oh... I'm sorry.
Me: It's okay! (continues eating as woman backs away sadly)

Dec 3rd

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This looks like the most exciting boring film ever.

Dec 3rd

I wish Philip Seymour Hoffman was my dad. Charlie Wilson:...

Dec 2nd

So I think I have been watching too many episodes of Dexter...

Dec 2nd

soupsoup: My dashboard is full of bad asses.

Dec 2nd

The most underrated film of all time.        In my opinion.

Dec 2nd