Mon
Jan
5
“Smooth Operator” by Sade
1.
Me: Hi. My name is Kevin. What’s your favorite color?
Girl: Uh, hi.
Me: Of pills?
2.
Me: Wow, there are a lot of people at this bar.
3.
Me: Hi, what’s your name?
Girl: [name]
Me: Whenever I get nervous, I order an orange soda.
[smiles to reveal orange teeth]
4.
Me: Are you 21?
Girl: Yes.
Me: I’m not a cop. I’m just looking for a secret agent.
[silence] Do you like sports?
If i had a nickel every time I got banged using the Orange soda line….. I would go to coin star and have a lot of paper.
